Linda Dahlstrom is a health editor at MSNBC. She has reviewed the hula chair and the article is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. It has everything an article needs to be funny: veiled sarcasm and engrish examples.
These is the first of two examples:
Promotional materials that come with the Hula Chair say that a “fat waist and belly are caused by the lack of sports and accumulation of fat on these parts.” That is exactly my problem: No sports and fat on my waist have resulted in, well, a fat waist.
This one is pretty good too:
But working your muscles isn’t supposed to be comfortable, right? That’s the point. No pain, no gain.
I’m just not sure a diaper rash is the right kind of pain. One of the days I tested the Hula Chair I wore a skirt with a rough texture. Add the friction of an hour’s worth of gyrating movement on the chair’s seat and a little sweat and the next morning I was digging through a cupboard for an old jug of baby powder. Clothing wasn’t on the manufacturer’s list of 27 “safety points for attention,” but it did warn away those with “serious bleeding wounds,” people with “equipment trapped inside” and “persons that need a rest cure” from using it. Also, stay off it when you’re wet. Word to that.
Awesome article with the icing on the cake being the sweet video of this poor girl getting her ass kicked by the chair.
