My allergies may actually be killing me. M. Night Shyamalan released a movie called The Happening where plants basically killed nearly everyone in the world. That movie is real, only instead of going after everyone in the world based on the concentration of people, the plants seem to be targeting those cursed with the genetic deficiency that is allergies. Instead of the victims going crazy and committing suicide, we just drown in snot.
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- jlegler.com is the blog of Jason Legler, the skinny white guy from Casper Wyoming, not the enterprising bull rider. Jason lives in Portland Oregon and tries desperately to be cool.